If it's bindun I will eat my hat...


*prepares salt and pepper for hat*
My webshite
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 9:44, More)

FEATHER IT!


My webshite
(Mon 9th Jun 2008, 13:52, More)

Anyone for a cuppa?


Click for biggerer and betterer
(Mon 17th Mar 2008, 10:16, More)

Frogboat™

My Webshite
(Tue 23rd Oct 2007, 14:29, More)

A mouseorgan*


*Said with a lisp
(Thu 10th May 2007, 13:13, More)

I think he might try and throw himself in the salt pot again...

(Tue 10th Apr 2007, 9:05, More)

Hobby Horse


I finaly got round to putting them all in one place...
Hobby Horse Homepage
(Mon 2nd Apr 2007, 11:01, More)

They have stepped up production for christmas...


Click for my website
(Thu 14th Dec 2006, 15:17, More)

Hobby Horse - makes a hobby horse

My website
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 12:20, More)

» Stupid Dares

Pickled Eggs
It was a saturday afternoon in a pub in the middle of the peak district, myself and 3 "crazy student' friends go for a pint.

After one drink and a Pickled egg I was skint. So my friends clubbed together and offered me £20 if I ate the rest of the Pickled eggs in the Jar. There where 19 more eggs.

We asked the barmaid to line them up on the bar in shot glasses (which she duly did) by this time we were attracting quite a crowd of locals who wanted to see what the 'crazy students' were getting up to.

So I began. Egg 1 fine, I like Pickled eggs, this was going to be a breeze. Egg 2 still good. By egg 4 the dry yolk texture was beggining to dry my mouth out, and the rubbery white was making me feel ill.

By egg 12 the crowd had subsided, people lost interest including my friends as this was taking some time!

Egg 19 finally came I quietly collected my money and went off to the toilet to be sick.

It turns out however that after 20 Pickled eggs it's quite hard to be sick. So I spent the rest of the evening feeling really rough and the £20 I had earnt for more drinks was useless.

Also I didn't poo for a week and when I did it was like two coke cans placed on top of each other. I had to get a stick from the garden to help it through the U bend.
(Thu 1st Nov 2007, 14:46, More)

» Your first cigarette

First Cigarette/Spliff
Scene: teenage house party that I was only just cool enough to be invited to.

A group had gathered out the back to watch the coolest member of the group roll a spliff, it was slowly passed round a large group of people with reverence. I was about half way round and it being my first time with anything smoke based I was not sure what to do.

So I sucked.... really sucked! Smoke tickled my throat and I coughed. Unfortunately I still had the spliff in my mouth. It exploded with some force into tiny pieces.

The cool guy just muttered "that was the last of my weed"

I was asked to leave.
(Wed 19th Mar 2008, 20:28, More)

» School fights

School Fights
I got in a fight with a girl at school and she kicked me in the nads, quick as a flash I kicked her back in the clunge, but unluckily for me the headteacher only saw the latter and my parents were informed that I was a cunt kicker.....
(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 16:44, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

last year I had 9 funerals to go to of close family and friends,
it was great!
(Tue 16th May 2006, 14:00, More)