Mind you, they're short changingcunts too, I hate the way they charge you forty quid to go home then look in awe when you present them with a fifty, then fiddle around with tiny change till you say 'aww fuck it mate have a good night'
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hypnochimp,
Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37,
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in days of old...In Milton Keynes the licenced cabs used to not switch on the meter, then make up the fare when you got home, making a £6 fare magically into £10 etc.
So after many weeks of this I kept a load of change, actually about £6 in 2p/5p coins.... Cue taxi driver claiming excessive fare. I explained the fare was being overcharged and he said "well I'll fucking take you back to the city then". At which point I dropped all the coins on the back seat and said "fuck it, pick that lot up and use it to get your meter fixed!" I got out and walked down an alleyway while he frantically picked up all the coins.
Amusingly that summer there were a number of taxi driver assaults and 2 taxis burnt out :-)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52,
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So after many weeks of this I kept a load of change, actually about £6 in 2p/5p coins.... Cue taxi driver claiming excessive fare. I explained the fare was being overcharged and he said "well I'll fucking take you back to the city then". At which point I dropped all the coins on the back seat and said "fuck it, pick that lot up and use it to get your meter fixed!" I got out and walked down an alleyway while he frantically picked up all the coins.
Amusingly that summer there were a number of taxi driver assaults and 2 taxis burnt out :-)