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# londoners will have seen enough of these....

(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
although you need to add at least a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:15, archived)
# yeah £4.30 is a bit of a bargain really.
payment comes in all forms though.....

(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Including the third form
Woo at yer pic
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Haha
Ahh she lives in the dark for the rest of her days.
(bonzos, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:17, archived)
# how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# 654654606064064 ?
Maybe?
(duck Quack !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 654654606064064!

/edit: gah! mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# 654654606064065?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# explain!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 42
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# heh it spells 'BOOBIES' on a calculator
if you turn it round *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# That's funny,
But so far, from 7 years of living in London and using illegal minicabs my friends and I have experienced:

- A sexual assult
- An arguement over £1 that resulted in a baseball bat being drawn on us
- A robbery at gunpoint
- A crash in a stolen car by a drunk "minicab" driver (this resulted in us being accused by the police of stealing it while drunk after the driver ran off... not fun)
- Being given the hard-sell on class A drungs instead of being taken home.

All in all, I'd rather walk home these days, and wish death on illegal minicabs and thier scumbag drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
# yeah i'm still relatively new to living 'in' london...
i was threatened with a knife in nottingham, over my shitty mobile. it wasn't insured though, so didn't give him it(!?) he had gold teeth and everything.

good times.
(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ermmm
just take legal minicabs (???)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ^this^
noobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Well absolutely.
After the car crash incident, I never will take an illegal one again. I tried to lecture my friends on it, but they didn't listen, and then the other incidents occoured. They all agree with me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# yeh
stupid friends in plymouth had a similar incident and thats the point that they agreed with the rest of us over the issue.. ahh what a loverly place that was, front door broken into, one car stolen, another broken into, murders just down the road..
memories :)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# hahaha
it does seem like the obvious solution
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# you ever tried to get a legal minicab in London at night?
they don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Fair enough.
But no I haven't. The only time I have graced london with my presence was on a school trip when i was in primary 7.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:48, archived)
# is that the trip
that got you into bumming?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# No my first trip
to dumfries got me into bumming. I was shopping, and an older boy touched me up. i think it was you.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:18, archived)
# those were the days!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:29, archived)
# have you ever thought on not using illegal mini cab and getting one from a licenced place?

[edit]have you been taking class A drungs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# The "A class"
are indeed the bestest of all the drungs.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# They are the yummi
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Government Approved - Class A
The bestest of all the durgs
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# And pray
Why do you keep taking them? I've lived here for 5 years and never bothered. You can ask any club to get you a real cab or a licensed one.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# you can ask, but do they do it?
I prefer contending with the nightbus losers.
And falling asleep and waking up in chipping barnet, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I've only used a minicab once
it took over an hour to get from Hyde Park to Docklands at 3 in the morning. The driver tried to charge £120, pulled a baseball bat when we refused. Lucky for us we had a Rhodesian (he refuses to recognise Zim) called John with us, who promptly grabbed it from the driver and smashed all the windows while we legged it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You are Malcolm McDowell
AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Yes, I don't think that sort of incident is rare sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# John is a silly name
for a Rhodesian Ridgeback !
How did you train it to play baseball ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:45, archived)
# sounds like solid entertainment
to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Errrr...
if she's drunk enough to fuck a minicab driver how would she remember the fare?


...I'll get my coat.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# She could
have calculated it from the remaining change in her handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# aHHhh
clever!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:33, archived)
# ..or
found the receipt!
(oller, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:33, archived)
# something like
Cab ride: 4,30
Gratuity: violent bum rape
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Mind you, they're short changing
cunts too, I hate the way they charge you forty quid to go home then look in awe when you present them with a fifty, then fiddle around with tiny change till you say 'aww fuck it mate have a good night'
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# in days of old...
In Milton Keynes the licenced cabs used to not switch on the meter, then make up the fare when you got home, making a £6 fare magically into £10 etc.

So after many weeks of this I kept a load of change, actually about £6 in 2p/5p coins.... Cue taxi driver claiming excessive fare. I explained the fare was being overcharged and he said "well I'll fucking take you back to the city then". At which point I dropped all the coins on the back seat and said "fuck it, pick that lot up and use it to get your meter fixed!" I got out and walked down an alleyway while he frantically picked up all the coins.

Amusingly that summer there were a number of taxi driver assaults and 2 taxis burnt out :-)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:52, archived)
# :)
Legaly if a taxi has a meter they have to turn it on, if not you dont have to pay them. FACT
(chemicals1234, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Try telling that to the driver when you're pissed as a fart at 3am.
Actually that's probably the time you would tell them...
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 11:19, archived)