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[challenge entry] decided it was about time

I 'entered' the current compo

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha that's ripe coming from you gramps
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I have standards!
(:
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Very low ones?
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# You know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# hello!
remember me? I used the N word, and you
gave me a blank post to show your moral
superiority. 'Nigger' was the word I used,
in case anyone is in doubt. I'm
wondering if you'd like to defend your
morally superior position? Or simply run away?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:35, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)
# I like it.
Nice wing shimmerage.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
# haha :¬)

but when do you sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)
#
I have a little siesta during the afternoon, the nurse always insists
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# damn her!
well, she's probably right. At least 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)
# wrong in so many ways (therefore funny)
is it more disturbing because it glows?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
"my little pony gave me my first orgasm

THANK YOU MY LITTLE PONY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)
# You too, eh?
What an amazing coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# this would sound so much worse
if you didnt know my little pony was a toy
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)
# or what an orgasm was
.. maybe

er
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# teehee!
that made me chuckle. i needed a chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Lully
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)
# how's your nice juicy
pear?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)
# All that glowing is going to kill the batteries!
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)