decided it was about time

I "entered" the current compo

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 257 entries (closed)

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:34, archived)

oh dear.

( Grampa, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)

hahahaha that's ripe coming from you gramps

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)

I have standards!
(:
( Grampa, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)

Very low ones?
*scarpers*

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)

You know it.

( Grampa, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)

hello!
remember me? I used the N word, and you
gave me a blank post to show your moral
superiority. 'Nigger' was the word I used,
in case anyone is in doubt. I'm
wondering if you'd like to defend your
morally superior position? Or simply run away?
( Purple Onion, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:35, archived)

yay!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:35, archived)

I like it.
Nice wing shimmerage.
( n8ive Monsters from the id!, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)

haha :¬)

but when do you sleep?
( Purple Onion, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:36, archived)

I have a little siesta during the afternoon, the nurse always insists
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)

damn her!
well, she's probably right. At least 20 minutes.
( Purple Onion, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:22, archived)

wrong in so many ways (therefore funny)
is it more disturbing because it glows?
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:37, archived)

hahaha
"my little pony gave me my first orgasm

THANK YOU MY LITTLE PONY!"
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:39, archived)

You too, eh?
What an amazing coincidence!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)

this would sound so much worse
if you didnt know my little pony was a toy
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:42, archived)

or what an orgasm was
.. maybe

er
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)

teehee!
that made me chuckle. i needed a chuckle
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:40, archived)

Lully

( Flowerpot slip in heavenly piss, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:43, archived)

how's your nice juicy
pear?
( tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:44, archived)

All that glowing is going to kill the batteries!

( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)

good lord!

( Mushroom, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 21:58, archived)

NSFW!

( Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 21 Mar 2006, 22:33, archived)