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[challenge entry] As soon as i close the door theyre phoning round each other!

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(dex, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Oh
my old man's a feline...
(cattleprod, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 9:56, archived)
# or other words a cat.
He piddled in my trousers,
So I threw 'im out the flat.

HOI!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 10:00, archived)
# thank you
mr donegan... ;)
(cattleprod, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Hi
fank yew.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 10:13, archived)
# hey diddle diddle
the cat did a piddle
all over the bathroom mat
the little dog laughed to see such fun
and piddled all over the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 10:17, archived)
# the cat
second from the left is really playing the mic there... What a pro...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 19 Dec 2002, 10:05, archived)