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# Fruit Only Day
A Kilo of Grapes
A Galea Melon
4 Plums
2 Apples
2 Jaffa Oranges
and some Pistachios

Washed down with Grapefruit Juice and Twinings Echinicea and Raspberry tea.

Then off to the pub where I will be drinking Cider.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# You'll be pissing out of your arse all night!
At least have some real food like chips
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Nope
Today is
Bowel Flush Tuesday !
/Edit: Added some pistachios for extra pebbledashing effect !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Don't say you weren't warned
*stands well clear*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Lunch is on top of
Stewed Prunes and Grapefruit segments for breakfast.
I've got some Apricots and Blueberries to eat on my way to work tonight.
It's about time I had an All Fruit Day.
*Feels Healthy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# That's a lot of fruit
and the same make of melon I'm having.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Grapes are apparently
'Total Food'
You have to eat about 10kg a day though !
I also had some of your loyal subjects
Stewed for breakfast, with some grapefruit segments.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)