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# I thought my new 'Days To Live' glasses were great

... until I got them home.
(moistness, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:28, archived)
# ooh
that's thoughtful. What are you going to do with your last 3 days?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# take them back
and try for a refund??
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Pound nails into my skull.
It's the only logical thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# I know I'd spend my last three
right here
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Hear, hear.
*passes hammer and bucket o' nails*
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# with one minor alteration
id have a laptop with 3g card on b3ta, and be sitting on top of a mountain with a crate of german beer and a bottle of glenmorangie
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:33, archived)
# which might explain
why you'd be into your last 3 days
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:34, archived)
# tis true
nealy 2 years on b3ta is enough for even the toughest of brains
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# argh
youve lived so long you ran out of numbers and had to start counting in letters?
(i know its a 3 btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# nice concept
saw it coming though.

loving the philosophical touch though
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Heh
Interesting concept... Like it, have a woo and a speck(savers) of yay
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Spooky
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# E?
that's 2.718281828459045

/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# my my my
thoughts too
(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Surely
E = 14?
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Thu 11 May 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Fantasmic.
Reminds me of death note... if you have the death god's eyes then you can see the life expectancy of all other than the other death gods.


You could go around predicting fortunes for a bit with those =D

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Woosome, and thought provoking....
If you could really get such things, would you want to wear them and look at anyone you know?

Too deep for late at night..... *sleeps*
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:31, archived)
# That's totally brilliant
I hope when I grow up I can be like you and all hummusey and stuff
(Islington Has teh exam fear, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:36, archived)
# That's faked!
The glasses in the picture at the top are different to the ones the guy in the mirror is wearing.

I put it to you the glasses don't actually exist (woo).
(mmmkay, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:39, archived)
# You are ripping off Nickleback
AICMFP

/Brill work though : )
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Tue 9 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
# :¬) Hadn't seen that. Strange.
www.roadrunnerrecords.com/artists/Nickelback/showVideo.aspx?fileID=1517
(moistness, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# just followed that link...
is that new? still sounds just like every other one of their songs

god i hate nickleback
(william_shatner, Thu 11 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# ^this.
Can I claim a fiver too? :)

Saw the video a couple of days ago, very good.

As is yours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 10 May 2006, 22:19, archived)
# at least it makes a change
from Nickleback ripping off themselves
(william_shatner, Thu 11 May 2006, 19:19, archived)
# thats the video i saw
i knew i'd seen it somehwere! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 11 May 2006, 22:59, archived)
# oh noes! only E doys to live!
*runs around in circles*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That's bloody brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:49, archived)
# ATEd
/bit of a cheat

Two subtitles?
(MightyMoose has never touched the magenta, Tue 9 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# That's one of the best posts
I've seen on here for a long time. Very woo indeed... *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Tue 9 May 2006, 23:53, archived)
# i rarely post any more
but i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 10 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# YOU ARE JEFFREY ARCHER
AICMFP

This is the bestest thing in ages. Woo.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 10 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# shopkeeper at the top
Michael Winner, AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# You are David Letterman
AICMFP
(everyone else had a go)
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Wed 10 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Something very
Karl Pilkington about this...
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Wed 10 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# My favourite part is...
...that, judging by the reflections in the studs in your mirror, you appear to have an un-walled room somewhere in a mid-west American desert. Cool!
(rymix, Wed 10 May 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Best thing ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:40, archived)