'Dear The Duke of Prunes,
I forgot to put mustard in my ham sammidge; is there anything I can add from the office instead?
Yours
Happy Toast'
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Thu 18 May 2006, 16:23,
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Dear Happy Toast,
cream together a strip of staples, 4oz of sellotape and highlighter pen (a colour of your choice) inn an old tea mug with mold in it.
apply liberally and eat.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Thu 18 May 2006, 16:29,
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