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# 'Dear The Duke of Prunes,

I forgot to put mustard in my ham sammidge; is there anything I can add from the office instead?

Yours

Happy Toast'


(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Dear Happy Toast,
cream together a strip of staples, 4oz of sellotape and highlighter pen (a colour of your choice) inn an old tea mug with mold in it.

apply liberally and eat.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:29, archived)