..he wouldn't need his fake goate and birthday badge to buy booze, smokes and porn mags.

Go easy on me first compo entry
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(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 21:23, archived)
That's the ticket!
(, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 21:24, archived)