The concept
of the mythical "Middyle Nippyle" is unfounded.
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:26, archived)

surely not

(MasterOfStoats, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:29, archived)

According
to "Ye Nipplyeografy in a Nutshell", published in 1638, "for a manne to have an extra nypplye in the middyle of his cheste is a signe of the returne of the Darke Lord". Hasn't happened yet
( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:33, archived)

actually, it probably
happened on tuesday, it just hasn't been reported yet
(MasterOfStoats, Thu 8 Jun 2006, 0:35, archived)