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# Trumped up I tells thee!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:16, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
and the truth?
sorry, i'm just very intrigued
i've never spoken to a real criminal before
i'm getting all excited
*boners*
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Believe it or not
it is the truth. I saw the whole thing. I was down in the street masturbating at the sheer excitement of it all, but luckily they never caught me because i have a tiny penis and they couldn't see it.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:23, archived)
# oh, that was you?
I was aiming my rabbits at you, you know!
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:24, archived)
# I CAUGHT ONE IN MY JAPS EYE!
But he won't come out now. I am having to stuff carrots down now to feed him.
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:26, archived)
# call him Flopsy and keep him forever!

(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:30, archived)
# give up
It was probably very traumatic for poor wee waspy, being arrested.
Making light of paedophilia in this manner is not funny at all.


*edit* but your penile ref is, so pffffft
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:26, archived)
# I agree
paedophillia is not a laughing matter and I'll fucking have anyone who makes jokes about it

edit/ I speak only the truth :(
(, Tue 13 Jun 2006, 11:28, archived)