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(A real picture what I took in Australia plus some stunningly good Tattyshop perspective work...)

From the New Road Signs challenge. See all 662 entries (closed)

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:18, archived)

hahahaha!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:22, archived)

what did it originally say
?
( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:22, archived)

It din't say nuthin'!
There wasn't any text at all! See how I have fooled you with my mad skillz*

(* may be a lie)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:25, archived)

so what was it warning of?

( Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:28, archived)

You know, I'm not 100% sure
It was next to a crossing so maybe it was implying that there should've been a giant penguin to assist you in crossing should you have a prosthetic trailing leg. Fucker was on his break when I was there...
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:31, archived)

it din't say nuthin'?
so what did it say then?
(Onion Terror. was watching you on, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:33, archived)

Why I outta...
*shakes fist impotently*
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:36, archived)

Cunt off you fuck
Penguins are never paedos and football is the bollocks.

Cunt face besmircher of honourable penguin seeing a lost child home.
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:23, archived)

Show me on this doll where the penguin touched you...
=)
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:26, archived)

Well....sort of all over
but it was cold and she said it wud keep me warm
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:29, archived)

Let it all out
You're amongst friends here
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:35, archived)

Naw, you're wrong
Penguins would walk a child right across a busy ice pack if necessary.

Unless kid was Japanese in which case fuck 'em, Penguin-Whale solidarity trumps Eudyptuloid anomorphicphilanthropoid tendencies.

I understand.
(Ronnie Spleen is a loud-mouthed, ignorant virgin, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:45, archived)

Caution!
Penguins will steal your alien.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:24, archived)

That's not an alien
It's clearly a child with a prosthetic trailing leg...
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:25, archived)

No, its an alien
and there is nothing you can do to disprove this.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:26, archived)

Child!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:27, archived)

Oh no, you wont see me sinking to that level! No sir-ee jimbob
Alien
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:30, archived)

Child!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:31, archived)

..............
.....
nope its still an alien
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:36, archived)

Chi...
*squints*
Ashally, you might be right.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 19:42, archived)