Naw, you're wrong
Penguins would walk a child right across a busy ice pack if necessary.
Unless kid was Japanese in which case fuck 'em, Penguin-Whale solidarity trumps Eudyptuloid anomorphicphilanthropoid tendencies.
I understand.
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