Certain people

would have the career they deserve...

From the If Apple Made Everything challenge. See all 557 entries (closed)

( the stainless steel rat-boy will be going for coffee at, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 8:55, archived)

cos sellnig the big issue
is what the most succesful businessman in the world deserves, of course.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 8:57, archived)

but if apple ruled the world, shirley he wouldn't be the successful businessman he is now..?
Anyway... 'ning!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)

What about the Microsoft
shares in Apple though?
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)

microsoft wouldn't have enough sustained money, as no-one would buy their products, as Appple have a complete monopoly.
So NO SHARES BABY.
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)

It'd be intresting to see IBM would be going then
Coz microsofts rise was based with a broker that Gates tricked them into.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)

it's all done with smoke and mirrors sunshine, you believe me. *taps nose*

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:04, archived)

Had IBM not fallen for his BS
and gone with a UNIX based desktop system, things would have been far different.

I don't believe it's possible to overstate the harm that DOS has done to the computer's development.

End rant!
( the stainless steel rat-boy will be going for coffee at, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:16, archived)

'ning muugs

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)

don't be
a twat! ;)
( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Thu 27 Jul 2006, 8:59, archived)

cunt
;)
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:00, archived)

cos sellnig the big issue
is what the the man who's made software mediocraty the global norm deserves, of course.
(netpixie touch my turnips and I'll fuck you up, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:00, archived)

mediocrity

( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)

what a mediocre reply
'NING!
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)

'NING!

you know me, as mediocre as I wanna be
( mediocre I am not strange, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:14, archived)

nice lurkage
software mediocraty the global norm using software the global norm
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT "WHITEY" JUST SIT THERE?

(captain freedom don't expect, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:01, archived)

if I throw a stick, will you fuck off?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:02, archived)

don't be mean

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)

pee in his coin cup

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 9:03, archived)

( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Thu 27 Jul 2006, 10:15, archived)