*this, with shiny bells on*
I am smug because I neither own nor want a colony of cholera bacteria.
( Wasp Box has a Dutch Equivalent, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:49, archived)

I am smug because I don't have razor sharp titatanium claws subderamally implanted

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:51, archived)

ashally i would be smug if i HAD them
bub
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 28 Jul 2006, 9:52, archived)