Offal, bindun?

( Peter Beater and then i broke my telescope, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:50, archived)

more times than Jodie Marsh on a night out...

( The Great Architect You'll have had your tea?, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:52, archived)

Soz, i also recently realised cigars make people look like right pricks
exept Kramer from Seinfeld.
( Peter Beater and then i broke my telescope, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:53, archived)

so what you're saying is
if apple made captains they'd be a variety of different colours, asymetrical, on the wonk and produce smoke?
(aojfdhas;jfhad;jhf, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:53, archived)

That's nothing,
If Carlsberg made captains they'd sing ya a sea shanty of your choice!
( Rico, Sun 30 Jul 2006, 11:55, archived)