I dont like this mr. / mrs. man
too scary

(Dyeritchyleg STOP SPAMMING MY BLOODY YOUTUBE, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:27, archived)

ooooh! nice!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.


EDIT: OK, OK. Fair enough, you don't like it.

EDIT2: Oh fuck it, it's ON!

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

Look man,
MY name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby BEAR. i like barnaby bear. one time he WENT to france. i went to france. but some kid BURNT my neck. I DIDNT LIKE IT.
( Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

take it easy!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

but in reality
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(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

for the love of god
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(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

Good lord
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( cr3 loves you, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

Would.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

[edit]Cock - 4999 posts. I'd better go and make something for my next one :(
( Bohica Jambon, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:28, archived)

too big as well, try and bring static images to under 50k please, 200k is a bit much
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

wtf!
:D

*edit* I mean my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:29, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i love horses. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( cr3 loves you, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:30, archived)

no!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:31, archived)

no I'm
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

but surely
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

i think you'll find
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

I was wondering about the atomic weight of the different isotopes of uranium because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

i am the king because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

I had a pizza today, it's because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

STOP!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

my name is not micheal caine.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

I'm Spartacus!

( The Great Architect is hooked to the silver screen, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:32, archived)

what you say?!
my name is Spartacus and i live in ancient rome. it is fantastic. i sound like mary poppins. i like mary poppins. one time he went to gaul. i went to gaul. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( cr3 loves you, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

really? what a coincidence!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

no wai!
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

no really, seriously now..
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

I was thinking that
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

You can't think that because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

it didnt like i neck my burnt kid some but france to went i france to went he time one bear barnaby like i bear barnaby like sound i fantastic is it bristol in live in and dyer jacob is name my
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

I burnt bristol. some kid ate my neck. I like the sound of barnaby bear but I go back to france.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)

my name is jacob dyer
you killed my father, prepare to die.
( Matazone stings like a butterfly and floats like a bee, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

oh it was a case of mistaken identity because
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

Bristol's
shit
( Dr. trouser, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

*puts on wonderbra*
better?
(mushybees may have gone wrong!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

phwooar!

( Dr. trouser, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

hahaha!
that's mint!

have a woo, buy one woo get a yay free.
(yetius maximus, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:47, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid bummed me. i liked it.
(GoldenFanjita, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

fuck off n00b

( mr horrible injured himself trying to kick a biro down his ear, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

hahaha

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

^ ^

( edjogs cancelled his milk on, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:41, archived)

surreallist noob flaming ever

( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

that could be a great olympic sport
with flamethrowers and noobs of all nations
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
?
(phunky not dishwasher safe, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)