Get's my vote!
You're on Jacob Fucking Dyer!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:12, archived)

My mummy told me
"never play with Jacob Dyer"
( Cocksure, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:15, archived)

my mummy told me
never play with matches. Unless it's on Jacob Dyer's neck.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:16, archived)

Been playing with anagram generator for Jacob phrase
MISSIS BRASSIE BIN BAND TARDILY MANY COUNTY OF BIKINI RELATIONAL_ADJECTIVE

I I [RAID ARID] [SMEAR MARES] SOME INSTITUTION CANNY BOY FINLAND BLACKEST DIVISIBLE_BY AJAR
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:18, archived)

bet you wish you hadn't

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:19, archived)

*smears mares*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:21, archived)

bet jacob wished he had

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Roy Harper FTW, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:22, archived)

....taken some tissue with him
before he started bashing one out on the hay - over this Dyer bandwagon!
( El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:26, archived)

My full name
in anagram form is...
'Hey Up Sophie Gash!'

thats gotta be one of the best yet aint it???
(Legs 11 last got some loving on, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)