Late compo entry


From the The Nanny State challenge. See all 369 entries (closed)

(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:53, archived)

pffft I likes that
(psst - compo it)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:54, archived)

Compoed.
Ta!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

*fuck its started to rain :(
I blame the above post.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:55, archived)

I always want to eat it though

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:56, archived)

wait
I think I've got one which isn't on the chart


whatdoidowhatdoido
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:57, archived)

Put it down and walk slowly away from it.
Call the police and wait.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:58, archived)

i pissed in snow
i pissed in snow for you

i made you eat it too
n' it was all yellow~oooooh!!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 13:59, archived)

*pfft*

(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:00, archived)

i smoked a joint
i smoked a joint with you

you had a puff of it too
and we were all mellow~ooooooh!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:02, archived)

what's Chris martin got that I haven't?

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:03, archived)

A cock
:)
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:07, archived)

up his arse

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:08, archived)

:)
shame its not in his mouth so he can't sing anymore.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:09, archived)

A Tumble Dryer
full of chavvy kids?
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:12, archived)

A daughter...
...with a fruit-based name?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:18, archived)

Arf!
It's a better lyric than the original for sure!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:01, archived)

Fuck off n00b
;)
How as your holiday matey?
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:21, archived)

Twere
Fine, cept 'twere way too hot in the middle of the day. Necessitated going and sitting in the bar for four or so hours each lunchtime. Yay to that ! (and who are you calling a n00b?)Can't stand cheeky kids!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:29, archived)

Tis I
ElTimmeh!
Causing trouble as much as I can (which is very little)
Blue Sunday?
^{calling me a kid ya cheeky scruvy dog!}
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:37, archived)

Timmmeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew it was you all along reaperboy.
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:41, archived)

Of couse you did.....
I only told you several hundred times down T'pub!
^{Lordi, lordi, lordi!}
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:49, archived)

You
Have mail sucka!
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:58, archived)

something that just occured to me...
...is that the saying "never eat yellow snow" is pointless as piss is warm once applied to cold snow the snow would melt, and not be snow any more... so therfore shouldnt the saying be "dont drink piss".... just a thought
(#monkey is salt-trash through and through, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 14:36, archived)