Are you Lex Luthor?
That's certainly got the right levels of 'evil' and 'genius' in it.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 21:57, archived)

I am no supervillan.

( Curis, Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:03, archived)

You made Big Ben chime 13 times
that proves you're a villain. Your super-outfit wearing antics cannot fool me!
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Wed 16 Aug 2006, 22:08, archived)