Shurley Bin Dun?


From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)

but you would though
no - you would
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)

oo i like her
shes such a good businesswoman
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

She's certainly managed
to build up enormous assets
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)

Oooh no I wouldn't
even if I was a boy
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)

pretend you would
then tell us about it
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

I imagine it would be
like fighting with a rather dim bouncy castle. No?
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

hahaha
it would sound similar too
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

NEED PICS
sorry
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)

Imagine them yourself
I don't have tattyshop at work :p
( the holly and the ivv, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)

im hard at work.
missus
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)

funniest thing I've read here today.

( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)

oh dear
i seem to have laughed so hard that my colon has prolapsed.

I feel another gnopping in the air
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

keep it under your desk

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)

youd have to have your cock sandblasted after though

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)

with acid
but you would
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

after geshmoigering her geflavity with your googus?
I'm not sure I'd admit doing that to her to anyone.
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)

Nope.. No.
I wouldn't. Can you imagine the pillow talk?
A mixture of garbled grunts and snorts.
( Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)

well I would have the pillow clamped firmly over her mouth

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)

Only if she was dead at the time

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)