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[challenge entry] Shurley Bin Dun?

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(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:33, archived)
# but you would though
no - you would
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:34, archived)
# oo i like her
shes such a good businesswoman
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# She's certainly managed
to build up enormous assets
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Oooh no I wouldn't
even if I was a boy
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:35, archived)
# pretend you would
then tell us about it
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I imagine it would be
like fighting with a rather dim bouncy castle. No?
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahaha
it would sound similar too
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# NEED PICS
sorry
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Imagine them yourself
I don't have tattyshop at work :p
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:42, archived)
# im hard at work.
missus
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:45, archived)
# funniest thing I've read here today.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:46, archived)
# oh dear
i seem to have laughed so hard that my colon has prolapsed.

I feel another gnopping in the air
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# keep it under your desk
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:48, archived)
# youd have to have your cock sandblasted after though
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:36, archived)
# with acid
but you would
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# after geshmoigering her geflavity with your googus?
I'm not sure I'd admit doing that to her to anyone.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Nope.. No.
I wouldn't. Can you imagine the pillow talk?
A mixture of garbled grunts and snorts.
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:37, archived)
# well I would have the pillow clamped firmly over her mouth
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Only if she was dead at the time
(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 12:40, archived)