Jim Henson


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( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)

I bet his fingers smell of pork scratchings...
no wait.. thats not right.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)

but it is
cos it's funny
( Mstandot, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)

Miss Piggy
Would. And thats a fact.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)

I read that as..
"miss piggy...I would!"
( Mstandot, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)

me also

( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)

yes but you would though
no come on - you would
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)

You'd be fucking Miss Piggy
But hearing Yodas voice
"Hard, I want it! Deeper you must go!"
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)

STOP IT!!
*spluffs*
( Mstandot, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

Yeah
With Jeremy beadle fisting you with his little hand and the Wurzels all stood around you chanting "oo-arr" to heighten the sexual atmosphere.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)

hahaha
that image is so wrong it is right
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)

that is why kermit's eyes
are permanently sponged
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)

arf
the intestinal pressure must have been immense
(vvim, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)