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[challenge entry] Jim Henson

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I bet his fingers smell of pork scratchings...
no wait.. thats not right.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# but it is
cos it's funny
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Miss Piggy
Would. And thats a fact.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I read that as..
"miss piggy...I would!"
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# me also
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:38, archived)
# yes but you would though
no come on - you would
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:40, archived)
# You'd be fucking Miss Piggy
But hearing Yodas voice
"Hard, I want it! Deeper you must go!"
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:43, archived)
# STOP IT!!
*spluffs*
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah
With Jeremy beadle fisting you with his little hand and the Wurzels all stood around you chanting "oo-arr" to heighten the sexual atmosphere.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
that image is so wrong it is right
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:56, archived)
# that is why kermit's eyes
are permanently sponged
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:37, archived)
# arf
the intestinal pressure must have been immense
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 10:44, archived)