I'm enjoying this compo a bit too much...


From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 526 entries (closed)

(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:12, archived)

*bokes*

*can't sleep*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:15, archived)

hey tutt
how did your exams go?
( naD, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

well enough to get me in to uni! whoop whoop!

what've you been up to?
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)

woo!
well done!

Not a lot really, working and trying to go to the gym more, elsewhere my girlfriend got into uni so she's happy, does mean she'd off to london though. damn! :(.
( naD, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)

awww bless
I already live about 4 hours away from my man, and i'll be moving further away when i go to uni.. ):
s'rubbish i tell thee!
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)

*ahem*
12 hour plane flight would be more accurate
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)

:D

( naD, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)

how far away does Ironman Tetsuo live?
(;
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)

He's in Southend
so about 4/5 hours ;)


runs off to bed ;)
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:41, archived)

nor can I...
...that image I shopped into the top left corner is haunting me. Scared to close my eyes now.
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

blimey, you've been on here ALL DAY!


So have I!
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:16, archived)

i'm ALWAYS on here all day
it's just usually you're not, so you don't know i am! (:
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:20, archived)

Ah, I see...
Glad to have cleared that one up.

=)
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)

*not got a real life*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)

Was going to ask that...
...thought better of it though.

Will you have to cut down your b3tatime when you're at Uni?
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:30, archived)

i fucking hope not!

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:39, archived)

Ha! I love you =)
(in a non-threatening unscary kind of way of course)


Right, I'm off to pick up my wife - catch up with you next week...
( Professor Kenny Martin brings the noise so you don't have to, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:49, archived)

how long have people been able to stick out their tongues?
and i'm done.
end total: 35 minutes exactly.
-celebrates with untastable food-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:19, archived)

ive gone 30 minutes before
long story will only explain if prompted
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:22, archived)

*doesn't go there*

( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)

thank god

( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)

i'm up to the challenge.
although i'm waiting for a phone call.
it will be rather difficult to speak in this way.
but amusing nonetheless.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:23, archived)

cant be bothered to explain
i could phone you and explain.

please post your mobile number, email address and national insurance number here
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:25, archived)

want my social security number and any of my credit cards while you're at it?
oh and how about my bank account number?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)

why not
when in rome do as the snamor do
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:27, archived)

ah you almost confused me.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:29, archived)

confucius he say
man who walk through door sideways with an erection, is always going to bangcock
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:32, archived)

*prompt*

( paranoiaman, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:24, archived)

*kicks under the table*

*gives stern look*
( TopUpTheTea the bumpy road to where the wild things are, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:28, archived)

me and my girlfriend are really weird
so sticking your tongue out means you want a kiss. (we do this only in private)

my girlfriend also gets really really distracted by the television, like to a hypnotic degree.

so something was on bbc, coud have been my family this was a few months ago now.

so as it comes on
i stick my tongue out
she isnt looking

i keep my tongue stuck out the whole time.

after 5 mintues it became dry but i was too stubborn to give up and i wasnt going to get her attention tahts not how it works, so i had to wait until she glanced in my direction again, after the program had finished 30 minutes later.

hence 30 minutes with tongue not in mouth and a slightly damp chin.

also if someone could shop a picture so taht its like a cross between a mongolian and a robot this would be fantastic
( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:31, archived)

sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:33, archived)

trippen

( CactusEater What's Wrong With A Little Destruction?, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 23:35, archived)