NOSEBLEED!
I used to go to a clubnight by that name
( 4dam party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 14:25, archived)

and the first rule was...

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 14:26, archived)

No masturbating whilst fondling a stoat

( 4dam party, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 14:28, archived)