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STELLA!

You've got crates full of the stuff. STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA! STELLA!

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:39, archived)

Does anyone else refer to it as wife-beater?

As it supposedly makes you violent.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:41, archived)

yep

domestic violence juice.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:42, archived)

Lager is evil

that is why I don't touch the stuff.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

i like it

lager with the occasional salt-tequila-lemon headfuck and every so often a skullfull of vodka sans anything. i throw up quite a lot.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)

Lagers got an odd taste to me.

Spirits and Cider for me.

It'd be much simpler of course if I just drank everything.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)

that is exactly

my problem, and the constantly having to explain that it is possible to not like lager..grrr

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

Which gets harder as the night goes on ;)

A> Ok i'm getting the round in - 8 Lagers right?

Me> No, can I get a Cider.

A> Urrrrrrr. Lager?

Me> N...ok yeah a Lager.

A> Right.. 8 Lagers...

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)

you have frinds who buy rounds?

ah, how great it must be to actually have money.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:00, archived)

Okay i exaggerated

I don't have 7 friends.

It's just me and the cat normally.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)

fair enough

i don't even have a cat.

everything i do ends in sadness.
i am determined for this to be the next big catchphrase.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:16, archived)

I think Johnny Vegas is doing a good job with it.

He's great, he coined it on Never Mind The Buzzcocks I think.

Gotta catch him Live somewhere.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:22, archived)

shit.

thought i was being clever. i musta just nicked it.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:26, archived)

I shouldn't laugh

but the irony of it all is just too much.

Even the statement that everything you do ends in sadness, ends in sadness.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:32, archived)

oh god

if i had a gun, i'd end it all now.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:36, archived)

Count these, there's a few on this page now and go to sleep.

It'll all be different in the morning :)

(Ann_Onnymouse, Tue 23 Apr 2002, 0:42, archived)

I don't often have lager sessions

As bad things tend to happen. Stella's not the only offender in my personal experience. But then that's just me. Much safer with guinness I reckon. Nothing like as bad as vodka and rebull though- that's far worse than any drug. bad things ALWAYS happen on vodka and redbull.

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

Thought

that was Strongbow

(ZZZzzz, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:46, archived)

and I hate you..

;-)

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)

I know

but I hate you more *big hugs only joking*

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:44, archived)

Down to 95 cans now...........

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:45, archived)

i got 96 cans of heineken for 22 quid

...which was nice.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:46, archived)

Bottles of Absinthe

For £3.50 in Portugal.

If you can make it back with a case full you could make a killing.

(Ann_Onnymouse, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)

nice!

that would do me nicely. i've often thought two ears was too many.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)

man with a van ?

always the best way, cheap cheerful but dangerous !

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Si W, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)

crikey

it's a beer drought

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crab_bloke), Mon 22 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)