When in doubt rehash an old Gary Larson cartoon
A late-in-the-day compo entry


clicky here for pointless bigness

For all you young 'uns out there this is who i'm wittering about

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(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 23:50, archived)

cats can't hold pens
silly
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 23:55, archived)

He got his friend the parrot to write it...
...see!? Suddenly it all makes sense!
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Tue 29 Aug 2006, 23:57, archived)

the only time...
...i ever laughed at gary larson's work was when a newspaper 'accidentally' swapped one of his captions into a dennis the menace cartoon.

sadly, his stuff is terminally associated with office drones and their coffee mugs and calendars. nice fluff, though.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:02, archived)

larson is awesome
now you have bad Aids!
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:07, archived)

i bet you drive a minivan...
...and have a rectum infection you affectionately call 'oprah'.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)

i have a nice push bike
and no .. no i don't your dad had a look and gave me the all clear
( sutton a non-prophet organization!, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:12, archived)

joke's on you, he's dead.
the deceased proctologist tells not the truth.


( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:18, archived)

fuc koff you cunt ;)

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:10, archived)

*eats soul*

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 0:17, archived)

you forgot the labrador
looking expectantly into the drum of the machine.

(possibly while wagging tail. Consults memory again)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 1:05, archived)

fucksticks
you're dead right. damn my failing memory.
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 9:41, archived)

Best I can manage at short notice...


clicky here for even more pointless bigness
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Wed 30 Aug 2006, 9:59, archived)