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# OH NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS NOW JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU HAD LEARNED ABOUT SAFETY REGULATIONS
AT LEAST HE IS WEARING A HELMET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:52, archived)
# i once fucking fucking fucking fucking.
you heard me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:55, archived)
# Hello gorgeous
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:56, archived)
# MISERABLE.
In fact, i'm having to go to hospital because of how miserable I am. ISN'T THAT LOVELY!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:57, archived)
# I sympathize.
I was at the hospital today for a cat scan. They're frightening and depressing places.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:58, archived)
# the mental huts are fucking TERRIFYING.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:59, archived)
# I can well believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:02, archived)
# i'm fairly sure i'm going to end up stuck in one of them one of these days though.
the old health ain't looking too good of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:09, archived)
# Fuck
I'm sorry to hear that. As ever, I wish you well, for what it's worth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:12, archived)
# i will be fine, never you fear.
it's when people start not to know what real is that you have to worry about them. i'm fairly certain i know what planet i'm on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:18, archived)
# be well.
reality's over-rated anyway.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:28, archived)
# don't be a retard,
reality is all we have.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:29, archived)
# I have crabs.
No, wait, they aren't real.

(I hope you feel better soon.)
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:32, archived)
# why would you even care, spazzo.
go and get a job or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:37, archived)
# employment's over-rated, too.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:41, archived)
# Harrumph.
Ah, well.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:42, archived)
# DAMN STRAIGHT.
/bed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:47, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:17, archived)
# YAY!
AND MY MUM IS HAVING YET MORE ELECTROCONVULSIVE THERAPY NEXT TUESDAY! ON MY BIRTHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:59, archived)
# i have fought desperately to stop them giving me any medication.
i also fought a man with a baseball bat and won.
i think this makes me fucking 'ard.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:02, archived)
# Well done. Medication is bad. Baseball bats are good.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:05, archived)
# i have something of a history with medication.
i never liked history.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:12, archived)
# if you would like to illustrate/write your life story
I would like to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:40, archived)
# how about you just pay me a tenner for a blowjob?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:46, archived)
# ....
...


have you still got the beard?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 5:01, archived)
# STEAK!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:56, archived)
# i can see your house from here.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:04, archived)
# Hehheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:08, archived)
# Jesus H Christ
On a muthafuckin plane.

That is aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:08, archived)
# would you like to see the birthday cake i made for old b3ta member
and even older friend of mine, sargant?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:13, archived)
# yes please!
I will show you a picture of me in a silly hat if you do...
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:14, archived)
# yeh well i'm going to show you it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:15, archived)
# hee hehe hee!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Snakes on a cake on a table!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:17, archived)
# Haha, that's great!
How long did that take? And was it edible?

And here's a pic of me in a stupid hat, as promised above^
Don't drink and wear hats, kids

Edit: I have much less facial hair now.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:17, archived)
# i can't remember, i was pissed.
i do remember that we got through a wheelbarrow full of various booze between the five of us, before young sargant tried to get in the microwave.
it all went a bit odd after that. i'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:19, archived)
# i do remember waking up at ten with the biggest hangover, having to get to the fucking one day international.
the thing is, i live five minutes from sophia gardens, where it was played, but i had to, for reasons i won't go into, get to my dad's house, nearly ten miles away, beforehand, and meet my dad and get back to sophia gardens, before it started. with a massive bitch ass hangover. fuck. god. and then the match was fucking rained off half way through. god. my brain hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:22, archived)
# Nice!
I must get me to some cricket soon, it's a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:24, archived)
# i go to pretty much every game at sophia gardens.
i think i might be autistsic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:26, archived)
# there is certainly something about
the mathematical and statistical nature of cricket that might appeal to someone of that disposition.

I have often 'watched' it on teletext and found it to be quite fascinating!

/really, really sad blog
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:30, archived)
# i remember watching brian lara score his 500 on teletext.
/sad
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:31, archived)
# i really hope you mean just the last few runs
and not the whole half-thou?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:36, archived)
# once he got past about 300.
/slightly embarassed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:37, archived)
# That's dedication :)
I'm off to bed now, night to you and anyone else who might be reading!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:44, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:18, archived)
# foulmouthed little slut!
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:24, archived)
# I love meat head saftey man.
He is super sexy fun time go.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:35, archived)
# AWESOME! RETARD SEX SCENE IN 'THE OTHER SISTER' STARRING DIANNE KEATON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 4:57, archived)
# FEUTURING MUSIC BY: DIANE SAYER, SLAYER, DIANE SLAYER, MUCHOS MURDER, BOB HOPE, ERIC NJORLD, AND MORE
WITH SUCH POPULAR HIT SONGS AS:
I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR LADY,
WHAT IS LOVE,
WHAT IS LADYS,
WHAT ARE LADYS,
AND MORE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 1 Sep 2006, 5:17, archived)