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[challenge entry] Oh noes
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And your freebie for tonight: a guide to optimising animations on Linux. This started out at a fat 1.2mb and ended up as the sexy beast you see before you.

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([email protected] has written a book, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:22, archived)
# 222K isn't exactly svelte
for that image
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:24, archived)
# ^
this
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)
# Best I could do
With the tools I had :/ Anyone run into any good optimising widgets?
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:26, archived)
# is gimp any good at it?
I find it too much of a headfuck on linux or windows so usually run photoshop natively or under wine
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)
# It can do some things
However most tutorials on this for Linux seem to have been written when black and white was the state of the art.
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:33, archived)
# Screwing around with the colour depth
has reduced it in size to 128kb, but it's still not fantastic.
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:58, archived)
# 220kb is a massive file size for an animation that small and simple
I think you need to rewrite your guide
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)
# fat birds try harder
FACT!
(likeajackhammer, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)
# but choke you with their excessive use of deodorant and/or perfume
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)
# rather that than the smell of sweat...
... and smelly farts :)
(likeajackhammer, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)
# yeah I don`t fancy being stuck in the "dutch oven" with a 43 stone lady of the night
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:31, archived)
# true story
a mate of mine pulled a fat bird and took her back to his flat student house which he shard with another one of my mates...

me and this other mate and 2 other lads were drinking and could hear the moans and groans from upstairs.... at one point we heard a female voice saying "I'll get on top" to which we also heard the reply "NO U FUCKING WONT!"

needles to say she didn't hang around too long afterwards :)
(likeajackhammer, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:34, archived)
# Oh my word
It's legless in disguse.
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:36, archived)
# haha nice`n`subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:40, archived)
# HAHAA!! Brill!!
Had to be said!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:43, archived)
# It's not excessive
Mearly commensurate with their size.
([email protected] has written a book, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)
# yes agreed...
.. probably same ratio of perfume:skin area but they obviously have more skin...
(likeajackhammer, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:31, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 20:50, archived)
# that makes
me wince!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 2 Sep 2006, 21:11, archived)