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# Lullaby mum aims to get parents on song


For lunch today I am going to the canteen to have 'a traditional main meal'
I don't know what this traditional main meal is so it's going to be a surprise,
either bad or good. This will be washed down with tea and water and probably
some Irn Bru.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# BUUURRRRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# humble pie

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# have shame and pity wedges with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Ship's biscuits
and a lime.

A-hahaharrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
Chiships with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Imodium and a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
have that while sitting on the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I ate my lunch earlier
It was turkey and lettuce on hovis best of both.

so now at lunchtime I only have a cup of coffee. It's nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Grand!
now at luinch time you can have chips and mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Nope
no chips, no mustard

Just me and my mug'o'coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# eneded?
Today I am having a manwich. This will be created thusly:

1 slice of granary bread
Spread with warm mashed potatoes
Topped with warm sauteed mushrooms
Bit of Wensleydale crumbled over it
Dollop of tomato chutney
Another slice of granary bread

I will follow this with a bowl of cold apple and blueberry crumble. And a cup of tea.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:32, archived)
# yes, eneded
That sounds braw indeed, I will make a note of this for a future lunch of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I didn't mean to be picky, just demonstrating that I do actually read the facts :)
(Pachey, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Let us know what the traditional meal was, Duke.
I'm having a whole green pepper, some cherry tomatoes, a bit of cucumber, 2 plums, a banana, a pear, a bag of salt n' vinegar square crisps and a swizzels lolly.

With some water and refreshing tea hopefully.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# don't worry, I will
That needs ham an no cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I've been eating cold hard integration, motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw! have some stool pigeon with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I'm saving the stool pigeon for later.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# coffee
so far
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Have tea with that and
some fish sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Yay !
I forgot my lunch today Duke, so I'm going to improvise and make some cheese and onion crisp sandwiches, possibly nip to the cayke shop and get a gungy Danish.

/v.poor lunch
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
crisp sandwiches are grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Mwwwah!
and Yarrrr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Yaaaarrr !
I woo'd your wombat but I think you missed me !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I DID!
sorreh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# caesar salad
with red thai chicken. mmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# OOOH lunch
*CO-OP HOTPOT - YUMMY SCRAN*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Grand!
Have some fanny batter with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I had a fanny battered Mars bar
special offer from the chippy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Some mussels just out o' the drink
caught by my cabin boy, name o' Shag.
And a hearty chunk o' rustic bread an' no mistake.
3 big ho's & a bottle of cum - YARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw!
braw indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Congoratualtions

and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:52, archived)
# AVAST!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Yaarrrrrrr!
Today i be eatin a nice big Aberdeen Angus Steak with a Jacket Spud, fresh peas, and some lovely home-made ale sauce :)

With a healthy portion of PG Tips
(the_randomist Yes, Yes i'm a lurker, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:47, archived)
# The finest of steaks!
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:50, archived)
# canteen for me too!
I had a kerrazey salad with lettuces, cucumbers, roasted wegetables, rice salad, hard boiled eggs, black olives, mixed beans, red onion and a tangy vinaigrette!

I'm now going to have a mug of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 12:54, archived)
# that's quite a salad
I hope it doesn't poison you to death.
(Pachey, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 13:02, archived)
# me too!
i made the whole lot wanish!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*wanishes*
(Pachey, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)
# ohes noes!
the lady has wanished!

:O
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 13:05, archived)