Eurocopter?
No wonder!

I have flown a few aircraft, but not a helicopter. I like flying. It is funs.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)

i have several hours
on a various makes of foam and paper gliders.

I also flew a cessna 172, the crowning glory of which flying to wattisham airshow and attempting anal rape the runway (as in try and approach the runway the wrong way.)
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)