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Get well soon, little Top Gear bloke.
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)

this needs to go to the 'special place'
absolutely brilliant
( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

Fucking
Brilliant!
woo yay hammond
( hypnochimp www.miraclefruit.co.uk, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)

hahahahaha
I shouldnt laugh but woo to you sir.

Hope he gets well soon.
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

I think Hammond is driving the board today
vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
( Griffy Savalas Win booze: http://snipurl.com/kugtx, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

Woo!
and yay to the sentiment - he's a genuinely nice guy!
( Cheeky Boy! is busy organising another burlesque show!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

It is just like watching the actual tellimavisons.
Honk.

edit: although of course helicopter speed would be measured in nautical miles. -3 for lack of research.
( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)

It wasn't
on 'Sky Cops' last night. And that was straight from the pilots mouth. Unless he was talking down to the non-flyboy plebs. ;)
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

shirley it would be aeronautical miles.


[edit]and the airspeed would be measured in mph, kph or kts, it's the range of it that would be measured in nauticle or standard miles or kilometres.

-15 for bad research for you.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)

Oh yeah?
How many helicopters have you flown? I invented wings^*, so I ought to know what I'm talking about.



^*Not really. I did invent the knee though.
( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)

i've flown 3
however they were under guidence.



not really, i've only sat in one when it's been on the ground, i just lifted information about the eurocopter
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)

Eurocopter?
No wonder!

I have flown a few aircraft, but not a helicopter. I like flying. It is funs.
( wheelybird , sponsored by Accurist, is, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)

i have several hours
on a various makes of foam and paper gliders.

I also flew a cessna 172, the crowning glory of which flying to wattisham airshow and attempting anal rape the runway (as in try and approach the runway the wrong way.)
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)

Yeah, I hope he's ok
but this is class. Woo!
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

*laughs lots*

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)

hahaha
that is splendid.

i'm sure he'd chuckle at that, if he wasn't in a drug induced coma.

get well soon likkle hamster boy.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)

I am blinded by the hummus!

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

fucking superb!

( Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)

that is truly awesome
and if it doesn't fp, there's something wrong with the world
( Milkman Dan, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant!
Richard'll be okay, he's the little engine that could.

( Fickle Fascination wore out his welcome with random precision, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

*clicks*

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)

ha
ha
and indeed
ha
( new_matt, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)

brilliant stuff!

( mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)

Fan fucking tastic...

( Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)

ha ha ha!!
you've captured the Top Gear essence beautifully!
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)

Marvellous and
I'm sure Mr Hammond himself would agree.

Good luck to the little fella.
( Father_Ted Drink!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)

woo
I hope he dosnt need a transplant, im not sure if they still make hammond organs
(Ijustlurkhere, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)

*headbutts*
(in a good way)
( Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)

Oh dear
You utter fuck

You made me spill my face
( DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)

ahahhaaha
ah haha ha you induced a coughing fit right then
(brazzin, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 2:28, archived)

Hahaha
Ambulance to Hull Infirmary.
( edjogs, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)

woof woof
woo!
( lemonhead, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)

Brill-eee-ant FP!
I hope the ickle guy gets well- me wants more Brainiac!
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

*CACKLE*
Woopity woop!
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)

The is teh aces
Glad to see it's on the FP where it belongs.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:04, archived)

grats
Essence of the three, especially Clarkson with the same old joke about James
( FatherJack /me belms, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)

I like this....
A LOT!!! WOOF WOOF
( Duphrates Peek Frean Trotsky Assortment., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)

thats amazing
truely great
( monstrinho do biscoito tee shurts! WWW.NOGUNARMY.COM, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)

Shame..
..it's unfortunately doing the Email rounds with your tag removed :(
(kna has forgotten everything., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)

Probably because the tag is fucking huge and makes no sense to non-b3tans... I've forwarded stuff of his before and people have come back to me and said "funny, but I don't get the smallbrainfield bit?"
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 22 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)

Get new friends.
Are they confused by "The Daily Mail" on top of their newspapers too?
( cupboardy, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)

Absolute top rankage and many woos.
And done in good taste too - no real piss taking out of our Hammy.

The only inaccuracy is Clarkson talking about a Porsche Boxter 'pulling his face off'. That wouldn't happen as they're quite simply not fast enough!

Sorry, was in my Top Gear mode there ;-)
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)

Top Gear Mode
Also the picture of JC is of him inside a hard top vehicle, as you can see the door pillar over his shoulder - not present on soft top boxsters. however, this does not detract from the absolute amazingness of this picture.

Off to lurk away thinking about cars...
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)

0.0
absolutely chuffing brilliance

hats off
( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)

Top Gear
Make sure you email it to their studio! you'll probably get on the show ;-)
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 15:12, archived)

You could have a point there,
If he makes a full recovery they are the type of guys who would find this funny. It isn't done in bad taste.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:17, archived)

I should have seen it coming...
Especially after the Steve Irwin ones.

That, sir, is a top-notch FPage. Let's hope Hammond pulls out of this with no permenant damage.

(Except maybe to his whitened teeth. :-")
(Purple Jonax, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 15:55, archived)

Maximum woo
and a well-deserved FP!
(Vulpine or something, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)

I understand the latest news
is that he has "significant brain damage" but that he is "likely to make a good recovery". WTF?
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)

It means.....
...he will eventually be back to his normal self but will unfortunately be a Manchester United fan.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:56, archived)

significant brain injury
not brain damage
( Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:57, archived)

Get well soon, Hamster!
top pic
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)

This is awesome
Good work!
( matsimpsk, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:00, archived)

I like this
The fact you like the guy shows through
(b3ta is shit, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:15, archived)

Now that.
Is genius.
( Kamikaze Stoat, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:31, archived)

I love you!
And Richard Hammond.

GET BETTER SOON! YOU'RE NOT A CUNT!
( Rev. Cleo has a book shelf, would like another, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:55, archived)

so much the awesomeness.

( the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:58, archived)

Excellent
the Top Gearage shows through..

good luck little chap.

M
( Capt. Tastic, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 22:09, archived)

Sheer brilliance!
I'm sure the hamster would giggle at this when he recovers.
*positive thinking*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 23:27, archived)

This is ace.
Best case scenario is that he's back on Top Gear in a couple of months so Captain Slow and the loud one can rip the piss out of him for crashing like a girl.

It will go on for longer than the teeth whitening. GWS Hamster.
( cupboardy, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 1:35, archived)

Somehow, I'm going to make sure
Mr Hammond sees this, 'cause I think he would love it.

I LOLed at it I did. Great stuff sir!
( Black Moon I have my 5 a day, from the chip shop, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 2:05, archived)

this
is superb.
( mrRush, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 8:28, archived)

I love!
Hope he gets better soon, a top shopping effort as well.

Have you sent it to top gear? I think they would love it.

Get it sent!

Woo.
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)

Richard Hammond shortly before the crash


I may have borrowed that joke from elsewhere

*goes back to lurking
(emanresu, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha
EDIT: Wow - top lurkage.
( cupboardy, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)

The 'Top Gear' pact
I heard this morning that the presenters agreed that if any one of them carks it; the first words after the obituary would be "Anyway,..."

GWS Hammond.
(simon shitting mason, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)