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# True professionals

Get well soon, little Top Gear bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)
# this needs to go to the 'special place'
absolutely brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Fucking
Brilliant!
woo yay hammond
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
I shouldnt laugh but woo to you sir.

Hope he gets well soon.
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# I think Hammond is driving the board today
vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Woo!
and yay to the sentiment - he's a genuinely nice guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# It is just like watching the actual tellimavisons.
Honk.

edit: although of course helicopter speed would be measured in nautical miles. -3 for lack of research.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:23, archived)
# It wasn't
on 'Sky Cops' last night. And that was straight from the pilots mouth. Unless he was talking down to the non-flyboy plebs. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# shirley it would be aeronautical miles.


[edit]and the airspeed would be measured in mph, kph or kts, it's the range of it that would be measured in nauticle or standard miles or kilometres.

-15 for bad research for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Oh yeah?
How many helicopters have you flown? I invented wings*, so I ought to know what I'm talking about.



*Not really. I did invent the knee though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:42, archived)
# i've flown 3
however they were under guidence.



not really, i've only sat in one when it's been on the ground, i just lifted information about the eurocopter
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Eurocopter?
No wonder!

I have flown a few aircraft, but not a helicopter. I like flying. It is funs.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# i have several hours
on a various makes of foam and paper gliders.

I also flew a cessna 172, the crowning glory of which flying to wattisham airshow and attempting anal rape the runway (as in try and approach the runway the wrong way.)

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Yeah, I hope he's ok
but this is class. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# *laughs lots*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
that is splendid.

i'm sure he'd chuckle at that, if he wasn't in a drug induced coma.

get well soon likkle hamster boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:27, archived)
# I am blinded by the hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# fucking superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:30, archived)
# that is truly awesome
and if it doesn't fp, there's something wrong with the world
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
Richard'll be okay, he's the little engine that could.
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:34, archived)
# ha
ha
and indeed
ha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:36, archived)
# brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Fan fucking tastic...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
you've captured the Top Gear essence beautifully!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Marvellous and
I'm sure Mr Hammond himself would agree.

Good luck to the little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:17, archived)
# woo
I hope he dosnt need a transplant, im not sure if they still make hammond organs
(Ijustlurkhere, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:22, archived)
# *headbutts*
(in a good way)
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Oh dear
You utter fuck

You made me spill my face
(I helped save b3ta! DeKay There's jam in the bath!, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 13:00, archived)
# ahahhaaha
ah haha ha you induced a coughing fit right then
(brazzin, Sun 24 Sep 2006, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Ambulance to Hull Infirmary.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:34, archived)
# woof woof
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Brill-eee-ant FP!
I hope the ickle guy gets well- me wants more Brainiac!
(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *CACKLE*
Woopity woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)
# The is teh aces
Glad to see it's on the FP where it belongs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:04, archived)
# grats
Essence of the three, especially Clarkson with the same old joke about James
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I like this....
A LOT!!! WOOF WOOF
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:22, archived)
# thats amazing
truely great
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Shame..
..it's unfortunately doing the Email rounds with your tag removed :(
(kna has forgotten everything., Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
Probably because the tag is fucking huge and makes no sense to non-b3tans... I've forwarded stuff of his before and people have come back to me and said "funny, but I don't get the smallbrainfield bit?"
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 22 Sep 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Get new friends.
Are they confused by "The Daily Mail" on top of their newspapers too?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Absolute top rankage and many woos.
And done in good taste too - no real piss taking out of our Hammy.

The only inaccuracy is Clarkson talking about a Porsche Boxter 'pulling his face off'. That wouldn't happen as they're quite simply not fast enough!

Sorry, was in my Top Gear mode there ;-)
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Top Gear Mode
Also the picture of JC is of him inside a hard top vehicle, as you can see the door pillar over his shoulder - not present on soft top boxsters. however, this does not detract from the absolute amazingness of this picture.

Off to lurk away thinking about cars...

(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:09, archived)
# 0.0
absolutely chuffing brilliance

hats off
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Top Gear
Make sure you email it to their studio! you'll probably get on the show ;-)
(SJ_Skyline Pain is just weakness leaving the body, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 15:12, archived)
# You could have a point there,
If he makes a full recovery they are the type of guys who would find this funny. It isn't done in bad taste.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:17, archived)
# I should have seen it coming...
Especially after the Steve Irwin ones.

That, sir, is a top-notch FPage. Let's hope Hammond pulls out of this with no permenant damage.

(Except maybe to his whitened teeth. :-")
(Purple Jonax, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Maximum woo
and a well-deserved FP!
(Vulpine or something, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I understand the latest news
is that he has "significant brain damage" but that he is "likely to make a good recovery". WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)
# It means.....
...he will eventually be back to his normal self but will unfortunately be a Manchester United fan.
(Pete Tranter's Sister, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:56, archived)
# Get well soon, Hamster!
top pic
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)
# This is awesome
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:00, archived)
# I like this
The fact you like the guy shows through
(b3ta is shit, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:15, archived)
# Now that.
Is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:31, archived)
# I love you!
And Richard Hammond.

GET BETTER SOON! YOU'RE NOT A CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:55, archived)
# so much the awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 21:58, archived)
# Excellent
the Top Gearage shows through..

good luck little chap.

M
(I helped save b3ta! Capt. Tastic, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 22:09, archived)
# Sheer brilliance!
I'm sure the hamster would giggle at this when he recovers.
*positive thinking*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 21 Sep 2006, 23:27, archived)
# This is ace.
Best case scenario is that he's back on Top Gear in a couple of months so Captain Slow and the loud one can rip the piss out of him for crashing like a girl.

It will go on for longer than the teeth whitening. GWS Hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Somehow, I'm going to make sure
Mr Hammond sees this, 'cause I think he would love it.

I LOLed at it I did. Great stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 22 Sep 2006, 2:05, archived)
# this
is superb.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 8:28, archived)
# I love!
Hope he gets better soon, a top shopping effort as well.

Have you sent it to top gear? I think they would love it.

Get it sent!

Woo.
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Richard Hammond shortly before the crash


I may have borrowed that joke from elsewhere

*goes back to lurking
(emanresu, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: Wow - top lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 22 Sep 2006, 12:15, archived)
# The 'Top Gear' pact
I heard this morning that the presenters agreed that if any one of them carks it; the first words after the obituary would be "Anyway,..."

GWS Hammond.
(simon shitting mason, Sat 23 Sep 2006, 11:21, archived)