Fuckaroo



Load up the moody mule for your gold mining trip, but watch out – he may fuck at any second with no warning! Gently saddle him up and unload on your gear!

So pick a piece and stack it on. He’ll make you jump with excitement as he shoots his load off!

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 349 entries (closed)

(Drew Badly <fictional>, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:50, archived)

Needs more
Saddle-mounted-Dildo.
(Dooley, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:51, archived)

look just after the ass's arse.
it does look suspiciously like a brown, hairy dildo with a yellow base sticking right into it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Wed 27 Sep 2006, 23:08, archived)

Oh rat's cocks!
I'd just started doing that one.
(Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:51, archived)

Sorry...
but Mrs Drew wouldn't let me do Richard Hammond off road racing!
(Drew Badly <fictional>, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)

That's grounds for divorce that is.

(Cod Metal King Oh Mr Bellpit, your legs are so swollen!, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)

I tried to preempt his funeral

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:56, archived)

Arf!

(Dooley, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:56, archived)

hahaha
these really are warping my childhood memories already. woo!
( Hellsbelles shite at photoshop, flash and all that jazz, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

nah
needs more magenta cdc-age.
( The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:52, archived)

Back in my day
buck-aroo (hyphenated) was just a dull brown colour, although the objects were colourful.

/old blog.


woo btw
( Mstandot, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:54, archived)

This makes me laugh
Woo!
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Sep 2006, 22:55, archived)