he's the one that touches your bottom
that's what Father O' Flaherty told me
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Jesus HATES you. Yes, you. Just you., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

Hold on...
*consults secret document*

Ahem. The Catholic church does not fiddle the choirboys, but in some circumstances we need to massage their winkies as they often get cramp of the groin after a particularly big sing. That is all.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

where does it say
they can rape me in the face?
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Jesus HATES you. Yes, you. Just you., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

Luke 6:38

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

I just googled that and it came up with
"Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

which is pretty filthy
( MontyyouterribleCUNT Jesus HATES you. Yes, you. Just you., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)

ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/6388857
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

Kings 2:23

( MontyyouterribleCUNT Jesus HATES you. Yes, you. Just you., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)

Luke 6:38
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
(Inigo Montoya Has returned, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

...shall men give into your bosom...

(Idid, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)