An American Paris Werewolf


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( infidel blissfully deity free since, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:36, archived)

Still would...
:)
( Amblin is: Lurking on 5punk.co.uk!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)

Nine Inch Nails always pops into my head when I see her
Reptile specifically.
"Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within, oh, my beautiful liar, oh, my precious whore, my disease"
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:45, archived)

*puts down knife and fork*
Well, that's my tea going to waste tonight...

:P
Still would though. Might have to carve her a new one first...
( Amblin is: Lurking on 5punk.co.uk!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:07, archived)

Oh dear.
She's beastly. She's the kind of woman who would talk like a porn actress while you were "making love".
Touch my this, suck my such and such.. something all over my whatever.
/partridge

My missus Someone who I know's girlfriend tried that recently and I he just burst out laughing and finished himself off with a slice of bacon that had been left out by mistake and half a melon in the toilet.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)

you forgot
myself
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:25, archived)

So I did.
My life is just a list of faux pas.
At the moment my workplace is full of Japanese people. I was talking to someone the other day and I decided that I would email him a message sequence diagram rather than drawing it from scratch.

"What's your email address?"
"R dot"
"Ok. R dot..."
"No, no, R, not R" *leans over and hits L*

On the upside, I am now called Bingowings San.
( Bingowings Cool it Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 19:49, archived)

she has massive
feet
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:37, archived)

Oh, I hate it when that happens.
I always carry a back-up head with me too, just in case.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:38, archived)

He what's happening here?
The werewolf has decapitated Paris?
Or Paris has decapitated the wolf? Then took her head off?
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:40, archived)

Ah, you've seen
through my hasty editing.Curses.
( infidel blissfully deity free since, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:42, archived)

I do like
the fact that her head looks like a butt plug!
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:44, archived)

In this picture....
Or just in genreral?
( benkai has not thought about biscuits since, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:47, archived)

In this pic
with the neck and the shoulders
( Mstandot, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 18:49, archived)

heheheh
brawasm
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Fri 20 Oct 2006, 21:05, archived)

YAY!
She's ugly as sin and annoying as hell. I'm happy you chose to brutalise her :-)

The planet is a nicer place without Paris.
(ProjectLoft RebelWithoutAPulse, Sat 21 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)