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[challenge entry] Smell Like everyone else in the pub


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(Twisted_firestormer, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)
# chuckle
should be called Stynx

(is that a comp entry? you may want to edit it as such)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)
# i thought
BO is preferable
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)
# yeah..
on the continent its called AXE.
(I helped save b3ta! Huw, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# yep
took me some time to realise. I use roll-on anyways.
Makes one wonder why it's not called Lynx there?

The Mitzubishi Shogun is called "Pajero" in Germany, which translates to "wanker" in spanish.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Roll-on still exist?
wow, have they managed to make them dry in less than 3 hours yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)
# but Lynx is a form of chemical warfare
it's rank, and much too pungent.
Most peoples BO is more pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)
# and it
burns
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# much
like 'mandate'
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Lynx and Axe
is made with Butane...
I think I'd prefer B.O.
Call it "Arxe"
(sumzeros, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Nivea
best. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# out of interest
has anyone ever tried those "natural deodorants" from LUSH? Are they crap? I have always quietly assumed they would be...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Natural deodorants?
What do you do, tape a pine cone under each arm pit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# dethorned
roses perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# just walking past that shop
gives me a headache.

I'm sure everything is lovely on its own, but when the smells are all combined i is deadly. I can't see how anyone could manage to work there without being ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)
# repostarama

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# hehehehe
good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)
# not yet
but I know loads of people with allergies to normal deodorants (also gingers), and they swear on them "deodorant crystals". Dunno if they sell them in England. I use loads of stuff from lush and I have yet to find anything that is not really really good (that includes the salesgirls)
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# I've got some
King of Shaves anti perspirant that's basically salt water. I've not been brave enough to try it in exclusion yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)