Smell Like everyone else in the pub


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(Twisted_firestormer, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:39, archived)

chuckle
should be called Stynx

(is that a comp entry? you may want to edit it as such)
( dutchbint, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:41, archived)

i thought
BO is preferable
( huggybear, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:43, archived)

yeah..
on the continent its called AXE.
( Huw, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)

yep
took me some time to realise. I use roll-on anyways.
Makes one wonder why it's not called Lynx there?

The Mitzubishi Shogun is called "Pajero" in Germany, which translates to "wanker" in spanish.
( sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)

Roll-on still exist?
wow, have they managed to make them dry in less than 3 hours yet?
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)

but Lynx is a form of chemical warfare
it's rank, and much too pungent.
Most peoples BO is more pleasant.
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:44, archived)

and it
burns
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)

much
like 'mandate'
( ablufia v0.42 - pie !, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:59, archived)

Lynx and Axe
is made with Butane...
I think I'd prefer B.O.
Call it "Arxe"
(sumzeros, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:48, archived)

Nivea
best. FACT
( sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)

out of interest
has anyone ever tried those "natural deodorants" from LUSH? Are they crap? I have always quietly assumed they would be...
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)

Natural deodorants?
What do you do, tape a pine cone under each arm pit.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)

dethorned
roses perhaps?
( rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)

just walking past that shop
gives me a headache.

I'm sure everything is lovely on its own, but when the smells are all combined i is deadly. I can't see how anyone could manage to work there without being ill.
( sadmike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:02, archived)

repostarama

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

hehehehe
good one.
( sadmike, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)

not yet
but I know loads of people with allergies to normal deodorants (also gingers), and they swear on them "deodorant crystals". Dunno if they sell them in England. I use loads of stuff from lush and I have yet to find anything that is not really really good (that includes the salesgirls)
( sinisterduck, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)

I've got some
King of Shaves anti perspirant that's basically salt water. I've not been brave enough to try it in exclusion yet :)
( viama, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)