can't phugging 'ummus


kids today eh? tsk...

From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

(gutbobs, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

mmmmmm, those two women are gorgeous
i would
( evil pixie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)

Aaah
but that's what you're meant to think, making you more likely to buy the product.
But you're a bloke, so it doesn't apply to you... ok, perv away!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

are you
sure?
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)

Whether evil pixie is a bloke or not?
Well... I couldn't guarantee it, but I've never heard a woman use the expression 'I would'
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

haven't you?
I have used it, but only on here to be honest.
(and only because all the blokes do it all the time)
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

I've never used it
but I am a bloke
Shit, maybe that makes me gay!
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

uuunnnhhh -
your gay!
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

were
all gay
( rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

Yes
I'm very happy, glad to hear everyone else is too
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

yeah i only really use it on here
IRL i tend to drool and whimper quite a bit instead
( evil pixie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)

yes.
yes they do.
But I've mentioned this before so I'll shut up now.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

Hehe
I think we all mean it in the post-modern sense
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)

the one on the left
would look no different if she had no nose at all. She looks too freaky.
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

but
how would she smell?
( rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

like...
some tommy hillfinger cack?
(gutbobs, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

of Tommy Girl
indifference? Alaska?
( pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

genoa?

( rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

Jamaica?

( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

No
She went in a Honda Accord
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

until
she gets a cold...
( Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

declaration?

( popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

i like declarating
all that wallpaper and paint... tum tee tum...
( popt_art, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

shh....
I thowt spelink mistooks were the new memes?
(gutbobs, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

can't phugging spell
declaration
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:53, archived)