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(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)
# i'm sorry
i don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)
# You must be fighting 'em off
with a shitty stick
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# ooooh, but
we all trust you
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# really
thats great, can you lend me £500, i promise i'll pay you back in a week, plus and extra £50 for your trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# of course and
would you like me to do your washing or anything?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)
# My god, you're a brave women
He has more skid marks than Silverstone
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# thats really very kind of you
could you also run the hover round and finish the washing up, there's a bit of ironing to do as well if your at a loose end.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# That includes
your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# The average man
is proof enough that women can take a joke
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# *wipes eyes*
(Padfoot, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)