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From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# ain't dat da trouff bruvva
damn you connie!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# She got mugged
A while back and ever since then she's never been as smiley on the adverts

Serves her bloody right
(cheapstudent, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# they've only been showing half her face too
when mark nicholas got glassed he had half an hour in make-up and went straight into a ten-hour live broadcast. 'connie' takes a few months off and doesn't show unflattering angles. she must have got a right fucking kicking.

/smirk

edit: fuck, missed my 500th. Still, as I've not had a frontpage maybe that's just as well?
(martian, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# she was asking for it I tell's ya
'onest guv !
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# it's funny
cos it's true
(martian, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I'm afraid that
has go into my folder entitled 'AOL_propaganda' :O)
(Dr Newstead, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# have this too

I only added the logo to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# repost again
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Are you sure you want to cancel?
you still have another 10 free days...it is free you know?

(I hate AOL customer dis-service)
(Squishie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# yup
and then 4 months after you've cancelled, they'll send you a bill for the 4months worth of charges and threaten to cut you off if you dont pay...

i was young...it was my parents pc....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# right you are
oh how right
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Oh yes.
I get so much work out of cleaning up AOL. IT BLOWS GOATS>
(Tesal Coil, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# AHHH
SHITE....

{the voice of a future customer i fear}

my hd needs reformatting anyway... a.n.other isp for broadband when i next get paid
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:38, archived)