aphrodisiac my arse.


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( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)

Blech,
Very WOO! but blecchh.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)

What have you changed?
You've just lifted an advert from the North Sea Oyster Organisation, haven't you?
(_, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

busted.
the only reason they are known as an aphrodisiac is because after eating them, oral sex is like the sweet trolley arriving.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

in response to your earlier question
bi-celibate
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

Ive heard Steven Fry say something similar.
he says his sexuality is about who he chooses not to sleep with.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

How eloquently, and amusingly put.
I once spent 7 hours evacuating myself noisily from my major orifices upon my return from France, having spent the evening in what we thought was a romantic restaurant, but in reality whose kitchen was probably an open sewer.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

your
poor girlfriend - knowing you think that must be a real ego-boost.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)

it's ok
his girlfriend is an oyster.
( martian, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

you calling her
selfish?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

Pun, punpun, pun,
P U U U U U U U N N N N
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

I said oral
so it worked both ways.

I love lickin the prawn anyway.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

You silver tongued devil you,

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)

Have you taken some School Maam tablets today?
You are being very harsh on the rude boys.
( Uncle Joe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

not really,
but they are all being quite rude today for some reason.

Too many "you stupid/leaky female" posts for me. I might bugger off for a bit.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

boo.
sorry, didnt mean to upset you Doc.

in response though, mine is sexually ambiguous.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)

*scritches Dr Nick's velvety bonce companionably*
Not you specifick'ly. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

Im completely bald at the mo.
bic'ing my head to make me look mean and moody.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)

If you consider many ads to be thinly disguised pr0n
then once given the b3ta treatment they might turn out a bit rude.

I was surprised to see the Andrex ad on the front page. Not that I want to censure, but if is our shop window.
( Uncle Joe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)

No,
don't.
Stop it everyone.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)

tsk
silly boy
( new_matt, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)

thats lovely
i nearly spat ice tea at the screen
the spaz is wizzing today
wyH
(Chorlton, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)

"oh they are so sophisticated"
no, no they are not, they are rubber lumps of yuck
( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

agreed.
just cracked. phoned my man about getting Henry. He's on holiday. AAaaaagh!!
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

mine's in dublin.
the bastard.

ps: don't feel guilty 'bout cracking, i give up every day (till i get home from work)
( Godzuki is groovy...., Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

getting Henry
is this your code for falling off the (dope) wagon?
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

yes
.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)

Getting Henry?
I prefer to get Doug myself..... he's sitting in my house now. He should be paying rent, but has only paid one eigth of it. Hopefully he should be around next week.

did that make sense?
( Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

sort of.
I used to love having these mad phonecalls where code would be wittered, and Id turn up at someones house with completely the wrong thing.

If you need help on the rent.....
( Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

Wise in the ways
of drugs slang am I (..?)
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:24, archived)

aye
bogey food
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)

That made me laugh out loud!
I really don't think I'll try them now :-/
( Lori, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)