Fast cars for fast blokes


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(Twisted_firestormer, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)

Arf
arf!
( sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)

Ahem...

(bomba, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)

I've never understood the connection.
All the blokes I know want a big shiny sports car. Maybe I only know blokes with small dicks then... *shrugs*
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)

It just gives
all those with shit cars a reason to laugh at those with nice cars. Sports car envy.

It's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Right, I'm off to Geneva in my sports car (no, seriously, I am).
(bomba, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)

Well
when i'm a rich bastard, I'm getting a Noble M12-GTO and a nice TVR something or other.

Because my penis is small? No. Because it'll be fucking brilliant fun throwing it around a disused airfield or racetrack? You betcha :)
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)

That Noble
if one fucking mean machine.

FACT
( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)

The one I've never worked out is...
Why most men who drive cabriolets are bald.
Edit: And more importantly, is it cause or effect?
( Horatio P Lemming, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)