Please visit us, we're just as permissive as you think we are, really!

note: marihuana is not actually legal in the Netherlands. also: walking in the biking lane will get you severely injured. If you hear a ringing noise, get out of the way.

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( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

i'm missing your point
i think
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)

get out of my bike lane!

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)

*ring* *ring*
FUCKSOX!!
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

BANANAPHONE!

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

What if my bike breaks down, while in the cycle lane?

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

then you DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

you're DOOMED

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

OH CRAP!

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

*phone rings*
*hides under table*
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)

It's the PHANTOM BICYCLE!
Hello you! In other news: my fingers are so cold, I can't feel to type!
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)

Sit on your fingers, that always works for me

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)

and type with your nose

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)

That's unhygenic
Nipples are easier
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

It'd damn well work tonight, I can tell you.
It's bloody freezing! I'm tempted to crawl into bed with the laptop.
( CaroWallis came back from the dead, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

They generate heat for extra awesome-points

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

and faster, as there are usually two
coldness is your friend here
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)

CHEVRON!!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)

She lets you get away with that?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:52, archived)

Hullo Caro
My fingers have been cold all day. But presently, they are starting to warm up
( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

I SAID!
CHEVRON!!!!!!!!!!
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)

i still don't get why people still call it marijuana.
that name was grouped with it to surround it in fear back when it was illegalised.
it's called Cannabis.
( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)

You've had no sex for 17 years, and you're coping?
I'm not!
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)

does sex include furious masturbation?

( Willwillwritehiswill : Voted "Best"!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:00, archived)

I dunno,
The Dutch have more than a 1000 words for weed*

*may not, in fact, be true
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)

I only know 786

( mediocre I am not strange, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)

but marijuana is just the mexican name for the same thing,
thats the only reason they grouped it with it. doesnt mean you can use it, i still hear people call it grass, and as its a flowering plant, it most definitely is not a grass
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)