Feathering the Nest of a New Country


From the New Flags challenge. See all 459 entries (closed)

(fuckstockings trial, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:12, archived)

OMG WHY DON'T EVERYONE LEGALISE IT

( gronkpan, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:15, archived)

I NEED A BUTLER TO FEED ME CARAMEL CORN.

( gronkpan, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:18, archived)

don't you hate it when your butler finds out he has cancer
and you have to poach your own salmon in the morning?
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:22, archived)

MY CHEF DOES THAT.

( gronkpan, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:24, archived)

mine did that
until I accidentally raped his wife. Let me explain, I tripped over some brogues in the hallway, and landed with my cock up her.
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:31, archived)

That happened to a friend of mine, but I'm pretty sure he was just lying to get out of it.

( gronkpan, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:32, archived)

IT'S WORSE WHEN...
he tells ya he got the cancer from poachin' yer salmon...nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more, say no more
(fuckstockings trial, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:27, archived)

I BUGGER MY BUTLER, BY WHICH I MEAN THAT I PUT MY PENIS IN HIS ARSE.

( gronkpan, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 8:29, archived)