you am not being nice
maybe you need a back massage?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

or
a front massage
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:50, archived)

or a kick in the nuts

( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:51, archived)

YOU FUCKING LOVE ME.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:53, archived)

LOVE ME KICKED ME IN THE NUTS
( Keyboard Weasel, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)

I guess I did word that a bit strongly.
Thanks for the offer, but I usually wind up disappointed by internet massages.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:52, archived)