Poor old (most) Israeli men


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( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:52, archived)

Excuse me
less painy infections
go for longer
easier maintainance
neat, more attractive
no chance of any sort of 'shit, it[the foreskin, that is] is too tight!' problems
and done at an age of 8 days, so we don't remember it and we get wine!






[Awww, I want my foreskie back!]
(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)

Wine?
At eight days old?!

Good old the Jooz!
( kinks This is not an ah situation, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)

to be fair, it sounds good hahaha
*gets out rusty scissors*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:57, archived)

it's still non-consensual genital mutilation
for the sake of religion superstition

plus i've never had an infection there. it's not like you can't wash it.
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)

^

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)

^

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

Yup, you got a point, the first one and shit... I can WASH it?
Though I'm fine with it now, so meh... and if I ever go to the desert I'm sorted! (Gets pretty bad there apparently, as in... sand up your foreskin bad.)
(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:04, archived)

it never ceases to amaze me
that it's illegal (GBH) to mutilate a baby girl's genitals but perfectly legal to do it to a baby boy

some fucking double standard there
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)

Cos the girls won't feel anything any more, we still feel something, trust me...
but yeah, it's a bit weird.
(Frozen_Banana Planet B v2.0-29 Nov-18:00/00:00 most likely!, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)

it's no excuse for assaulting a baby

( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:05, archived)

There is a difference though.
Cutting of the foreskin vs. cutting away the labia and gouging out the clitoris & sowing everything to stop the dirty woman from ever having sexual pleasure.

/serious mode

Edit - male circumcision still sucks though.
(giantrobot Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:06, archived)

yes
one is mutilating a baby
and the other is er...
mutilating a baby
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:08, archived)

It's
like the difference between cutting off a finger and cutting off the whole arm.

There is a fucking massive difference in scale.

A circumcised penis is still perfectly functional, for one thing.

But yeah, both are mutilation if not medically required.
(giantrobot Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:10, archived)

justify it to yourself if you like
but anybody tries to cut my "finger" off and I'll be taking a driving iron to their skull

edit: *sees your edit, calms down, puts away golf clubs* :D
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)

Typical excessively violent response

Fucking golfers.

Edit: Er, nothing... Fancy a pint old chap?
(Alt0n rides like the wind, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:29, archived)

ha ha!
if you'd seen me try to play you would not in a million years call me a golfer!

ooh ta! slurp!
( finnbar the occasional acid flashback, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:36, archived)

Death Stars to the magenta cock!
I think :s
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:58, archived)

hello CB! How the feck-a-doodle are you? :D

( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:59, archived)

Not bad me old mukka
How's Kettrin'?

Not seen you on msn for aeons!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:12, archived)

I very rarely go in it anymore to be honest
I went on for about 5 mins yesterday but thats about it.

I'm ok ta...been keeping busy (well, trying to)

Kettering is...well - kettering. i.e. a poo hole!
( mugatu what the deuce?, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 20:19, archived)