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(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:04, archived)

Damn it boy!
Yet another one toasted for being too slow.

Woo!
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:06, archived)

hahahah
no, ur gay

w/y
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)

you know...
...for someone who gets bent out of shape about people poking fun at your country, you seem to take a lot of pokes at us queers. if you really don't like us, shut up. we don't need your commentary. if you are just poking fun, then shut up when people make jokes about your country, because it really looks like you are a hypocrite (ie, you feel free to mock others but are sensitive to being teased yourself).

understood?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:10, archived)

actually I could careless what gays do,
in fact I have even proclaimed to be gay a few times myslef (it was just to make people uncofterble. When I say someting like "LOL UR GAY" it actually me making fun of the insane amount of homophobia, I commenly see amongst my peers, the youth, and whatever kids are on the internet. As for the racist remarks, that too is made as an insult to modern kids, I only embrace the remarks becaus eI find it hilarious that people think I'm being serious. Oh also, I'm not too serious about people insulting America, its just the sensless bashing I dislike, other than that I'm usally just saying it to be an asshole.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)

INTERNETS!
 


www.columbia.edu/cu/cv/aboutflag.html
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:22, archived)

show us yer seams, bigbear
on second thoughts, dont
( OneOfSome, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:25, archived)

A PAIR OF GAYS?
SOUNDS LIKE A FUN NIGHT TO ME.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:27, archived)

MEECROB.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:29, archived)

Let's go to BrokeBack mountain!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:33, archived)

Haha - reminds me of this (quick and dirty)



www.smh.com.au/news/national/myer-closes-toilet-after-gay-sex-revelations/2006/10/30/1162056930885.html
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:32, archived)

Weak!
 
Let's start a campaign to go in there and crap on their floor.
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:34, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:39, archived)

hahahah
ace

i've booked stall 2, 10:30, u and me, know what i mean?
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)

Will you consider a 3rd person?
Boy George is very interested...
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:44, archived)

the more the merrier..
i have a very slack ass and enjoy DA as often as i can.. also "hurt my mouth" style deep throat...
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)

Hehe - that sounds good to me.
Make sure you bring the TurboLax!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:43, archived)

all americans are cunts
especially the gay black ones ;)

/leaves board for ever when joke falls flat blog
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:22, archived)

Gay black crippled Jewish midgets with learning disabilities?

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:24, archived)

you forgot vegan!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:36, archived)

ALL YOU SANCTIMONIOUS VEGANS CAN EAT MY MAN-MEAT.
 
/vegetarian blog
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:38, archived)

*swallows like a pro*
and im not even vegan... i just lurve the taste of spunk... mmmmm

;)
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:40, archived)

heh.
that could be straight from the craigslist vegan forum. the odd meathead wanders in there on occasion.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:41, archived)

Oh dear..
 
I've been a veggie for about twelve years, but I see no reason to quit eggs and dairy.. or honey, for that matter.

or wearing leather.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:45, archived)

Do you have hand cuffs and a cat-o-nine tails?

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:49, archived)

I have two cats, with tails..
 
and handcuffs, yes.

The metal kind, not the wimpy fur-lined kind.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:56, archived)

it's okay.
my wrists are furry enough.

and gus and posh have icons!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:02, archived)

*rolls eyes*
i've seen honey debates that take up pages of angry diatribe posts. there was one recently in which people were trying to define (and defend) free range bees, which was unintentionally hilarious.

i hang out there because a lot of the tips and recipes are quite good, but the weird martyr vibe is as thick as cheese.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:50, archived)

"I want to keep bees
I'm going to put them on a lead so they can't get away!"

/izzard
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:55, archived)

heh.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:00, archived)

The phrase "free-range bees" alone makes me laugh.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)

exactly.
i lost it at that point, too. it would make a great name for a crappy band.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:59, archived)

I'd like to use the name "Cannibal Vegans".

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:06, archived)

GODDAMNIT!
 
Is nothing new these days?
 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:08, archived)

hahaha!
i did the same thing.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)

! ^ !
uh oh.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:10, archived)

pffft.
 
That is so weak.

For all the gems on ytmnd there's just so much shit.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)

well...
...to be honest, your approach is less than successful. you appear to be genuinely offended at the jokes made toward your country. that's fair, as people here have the right to take offense at whatever sinks their ballons. i don't recommend hanging about here, though, if you are easily offended.

what comes across, though, from you is that you like to poke fun at all sorts of people who are classically marginalised. that, in and of itself, indicates that you are really mocking bigotry. you're not quite up to mikado level, in my irrelevant opinion, but the sentiment is similar. the wrench thrown into this is your own sensitivity to the "senseless bashing" of your nation. if that were the problem, better to point out a lame joke than to rant in the way you have in the past.

i'm not doubting your intentions, just pointing out that what you may intend is perceived by me, at least, as inconsistent. frankly, nearly every 'gay' joke here is tiresome, but i assume that most of the time it's due to the joker possessing only the weakest of material and the most stilted sense of humour imaginable. since i don't think you fall into the camp idiot or camp bigot, i wanted to let you know that your message is distorted.

thanks for the reply.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:29, archived)

*rubs fuzzy tummy*

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:33, archived)

mercy!
careful of the great fat wall and the needlepricks.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:34, archived)

Whatever. I'm not really offended by America jokes,
I'm not offended by white people jokes
I'm not offended by "DR DYSLEXIA IS A RACIST" jokes.
(captain freedom : a walking abortion, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:42, archived)

*points*
racist, har har.
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:44, archived)

weak material?
my material *coughs* is strong, strong and thick and hard...
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:43, archived)

If you'd posted this on /talk,
they'd have put you on the popular page :P
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:51, archived)

^this

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:53, archived)

i could never compete...
...with the legends there.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:56, archived)

I think we could organise a /board invasion
whereby we make 10 posts only, and vote all the bastards onto the popular page.

It won't work in reverse, because we all know /talkers can't make images...
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:59, archived)

you're mean!
_{but correct.}
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:04, archived)

hahahah
"B3TA INVADES SELF"
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:04, archived)

We're gonna crawl inside 'em like a warm kitten.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)

hahahahha ^^this x 10^15
awesome
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:03, archived)

This is officially the nicest thing anyone's ever said about any of my posts :)
I'm going to bed on a high!

Night b3tans!
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:14, archived)

tx
and night night
( Avast is the bastard lovechild of griffin and moir, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)

Ha!
 
Yeah, I saw rob contemplating adding an "I like this" feature to the talk board the other day.

Don't see the point, myself.. either my sense of irony isn't as finely tuned as I thought, or much of the chatter there is plain stupid and unpleasant.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)

look, a polished turd!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)

Maybe I should ask for an "I don't like any of this" button.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)

email rob and ask for it next april fool's day, or something.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)

needs more
[ ] cowbell
[x] HIPPOS
[ ] ecuador
[ ] woopun ! ! ! !


( OneOfSome, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:20, archived)

Hi cocking goodness

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:56, archived)

I laughed my head off when I saw this!

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 4:24, archived)

you are wrong but funny

/stating the bleeding obvious blog
( Paster of Muppets Join the 39,000 club!, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 5:00, archived)