I think it's time the truth were outed...


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( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

Schplendid!


/make it a compo entry!
edit - thats better!
( Threepwood, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)

Thank you for that
(I always forget)
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:09, archived)

Aaaarf
but then again theres more tits in the sport :o)
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:09, archived)

As long as you don't see tits in the mirror!
Then it's time to pick up a sport.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

yay
for man munglies!
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)

morning Mr Fnord
I'm drinking cocoa

sad old fuck that I am :o)
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)

drinking cocoa is wonderful
one time at uni, in halls, sharing a flat, at the end of term when there's no more trips to the supermarkets all that was left in the cupboards for a midnight snack was drinking cocoa powder.

It made a tasty sandwich.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)

you really do worry me at times
and sheep so I've heard
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

Not, obviously,
that you'd know... (cough)
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

purely in the name
of research of course ;o)
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)

well, obviously reearch
and wanking

your wife doesn't read this, does she
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

future wife
still getting blow jobs at the mo
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

legally, i am not allowed to comment on that

( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

I'll cover here eyes for you
then you can type in a whispery fashion
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)

she is already asleep
next to me, bless her (i'm going to drink her southern comfort and lemonade now)
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:23, archived)

Top Man
Mrs Flan donated her gin to me last night...well while she slept that was

Girls is good for that, such selfless devotion
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:26, archived)

That reminds me
have you ever been to the St. Albans Organ Museum?
Is it like that one in Iceland?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)

it's the selfless dedication
to falling asleep that i love so much - aaaahhh... she looks like a little angel, all a-doze next to me
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

mines in bed
with the cat on her chest and the dogs at her feet
theres about 3 inches of bed left for me, so I'll still have room to roll my svelte figure around
( FlanFlinger Likes pistons and tits in equal quantites, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

I've got
a pillow waiting for me.
It's called Susan...
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:32, archived)

how does he do it you ask?
Nobody knows
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

slow down man!
my dial up hurts!
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)