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[challenge entry] I think it's time the truth were outed...

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(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)
# Schplendid!


/make it a compo entry!
edit - thats better!
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Thank you for that
(I always forget)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Aaaarf
but then again theres more tits in the sport :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:09, archived)
# As long as you don't see tits in the mirror!
Then it's time to pick up a sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# yay
for man munglies!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)
# morning Mr Fnord
I'm drinking cocoa

sad old fuck that I am :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)
# drinking cocoa is wonderful
one time at uni, in halls, sharing a flat, at the end of term when there's no more trips to the supermarkets all that was left in the cupboards for a midnight snack was drinking cocoa powder.

It made a tasty sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)
# you really do worry me at times
and sheep so I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Not, obviously,
that you'd know... (cough)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# purely in the name
of research of course ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)
# well, obviously reearch
and wanking

your wife doesn't read this, does she
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)
# future wife
still getting blow jobs at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)
# legally, i am not allowed to comment on that
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I'll cover here eyes for you
then you can type in a whispery fashion
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)
# she is already asleep
next to me, bless her (i'm going to drink her southern comfort and lemonade now)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Top Man
Mrs Flan donated her gin to me last night...well while she slept that was

Girls is good for that, such selfless devotion
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:26, archived)
# That reminds me
have you ever been to the St. Albans Organ Museum?
Is it like that one in Iceland?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)
# it's the selfless dedication
to falling asleep that i love so much - aaaahhh... she looks like a little angel, all a-doze next to me
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)
# mines in bed
with the cat on her chest and the dogs at her feet
theres about 3 inches of bed left for me, so I'll still have room to roll my svelte figure around
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)
# I've got
a pillow waiting for me.
It's called Susan...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:32, archived)
# how does he do it you ask?
Nobody knows
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)
# slow down man!
my dial up hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)