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[challenge entry] I wish they'd just admit it.....


LEGAL BIT: 100% of gibbon thought of this but he's asleep and already entered in the challenge :)

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(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
# is it not
"who wants to win a million? well, you're not going to: you're thick"?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# oh yes
did you see the woman last week who couldn't even get 1,000?

much gnashing of teeth and shouting at the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# hehe
she was not terribly clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# a friend of mine
was on the other week. but i forgot to watch it, oops.
he said there was some incredibly thick woman on so it might have been that edition
(edit) he didn't win a million quid by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# She was only, like 14 years old...
but anyone with that level of intellect, by rights, should have two kids and a poorly-paid job in Morrisons, rather than be showing the nation how thick they are and using up valuable airwaves.

Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# hehe:)
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)
# He's making up for lost time obviously.
Did you spazz back to after you'd fallen asleep last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# welcome back prof!
good hols?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)
# yes thanks
lots of nice white christmases etc :) and i bought a new digital camera which is just the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# no
I shall jump in the spazz now - was it very drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)
# it was quite odd
several unconnected things going on at once
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Heheh.
Sweet - it does get tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I would go for...
£32,000 anytime....
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sat 11 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)