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From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 789 entries (closed)

(Dr Spam, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)

Never trust a woman
whose body is shaped like an 'S'
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)

re never trust a woman with a body shaped like an 's'
i'm still wondering how i can trust ANYTHING that can bleed for 5 days and not die!
(original_b_boy, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)

too embaressed to buy porn...
...hmmff

i buy mine from shop.private.com

NSFW
( JJ, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)

too embaressed to buy porn...
so we download it instead.
(original_b_boy, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 1:18, archived)

IIRC
the Viz ad for the original VHS release was: 'zips down, tissues out.'

:o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)