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(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)

ahhh
an excellent post
WOO YAY HOOPLPA!
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)

WHAT!?
even when i'm...errr, whell y'..know?
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:27, archived)

that's very nice
how the cruicial information is obscured.
It's like when you have to own up and tell the truth and you mumble the important part because you weren't programmed to give them that information.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:28, archived)

have you ever
filled in a tax return?
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

Oh, a tax return?
why *mumble mumble mumble mumble* quite a bit.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

how strange things happen
are you going, round the oh...
( Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

also nice how the post and replies have consecutive minutes
to them.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

that
is mad
perhaps we just found god
lol



time for bed Edit oops Ive spoit it
(johnvile trntgfnfhytdj, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

oh yeah.
they do.
( stup0t, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:30, archived)

it's so nice
like that
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:31, archived)

Yes
it is.

Isn't it?
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

Splendid.
Hmm. Night all.
( Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

night night
That really did make me all happy then.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

DAMN YOU
breaking the chain like that...
( Az The Spaz, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)

Diana broke it.
it all got too much, the joyful dilly dallying once it had gone on so far.
it's like balancing cups on each other.
I knew there'd be at least 3 or 4 ppl waiting for the next minute to post something and at the same time trying to second guess who else might post so they didn't post 2 at the same time.
:)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

yes
and on actually reading the displayed times, I must retire to my boudoir also.
( stup0t, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

BUT WHY
IS IT AHEAD OF REAL TIME?
my head hurts
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

time dilation.......
confirmed!
(carlos the jackhandle, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)

it used to be
way ahead
but seems closer to real tiome now
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

it got reset while I was away.
But it's a fact that b3ta is just the future of entertainment.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)

only by a couple of minutes now
but still ahead of its time
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)

i know i know
it was half an hour ahead before.
looks like it's headed that way again.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 2:50, archived)