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[challenge entry] time for a shave

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(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# oh boy
cut yourself 9x as efficiently as with a normal double-blade razor!
(BlurOfSerenity, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)
# hey ladies
imagine shaving legs and bikin line with that... ouch!
(--merciless-- is delightfully fragrant, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Thats
schweet.

talk about a closer shave...
(Goemon Impact, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# *SCREAMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I looked like that..
..after I had to use one of those horrible disposable Bic razors.
(toastbadger, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# once
there was a doorman at some venue i worked at. As a chat up line he would tell the ladies how he shaved his balls.

also anyone see that car with a v16 engine out this year?
(doktored, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# How?
How did he shave his balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:29, archived)
# with
a mach 18?

no i didnt pry too much. Anyway i saw him in tescos last week. Thinking back to the ball shaving thing , decided not tooo chat
(doktored, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# ive never cut myself with a mach 3
i dont think its possible
(Alpen, Sun 12 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)